October 2011
6 posts
“God, why is it that the two guys I’ve been with in my college career have cried on my shoulder more time than I’ve cried on theirs? OVER IT!” #overheardondubuquestreet
“I think I just pooped. Like in my pants.”
“Yeah, in Germany, he got a blowjob right there in the club…I mean, he hadda pay her…”
Girl #1: “She’s a stealth slut.”
Girl #2: “That’s the best kind of slut.”
“You can’t do tooooo much coke.”
“It’s got, like, celery. And olives. And beef jerky.”
“OMG. It’s like a complete breakfast.”