“No. I have a serious question. It’s serious. What would you say if I told you I hooked up with your sister?” “I’d say you were a douche.” “OK. I did not hook up with your sister.”
Lots of ass
“I talk about ass a lot. Ass! Ass! Ass!”
(Two girls on the sidewalk) Girl 1: I really need to puke. Girl 2: Just puke here and c’mon! We’re late!