January 2012
3 posts
“No. I have a serious question. It’s serious. What would you say if I told you I hooked up with your sister?”
“I’d say you were a douche.”
“OK. I did not hook up with your sister.”
Lots of ass
“I talk about ass a lot. Ass! Ass! Ass!”
(Two girls on the sidewalk)
Girl 1: I really need to puke.
Girl 2: Just puke here and c’mon! We’re late!